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The comedy of errors orchestrated by Najib Razak


According to the DOJ suit, these two fat thieves are a part of bigger group of super-fat thieves.

Firstly, many Malaysians who read the DOJ’s suit against Riza Aziz understood that Najib’s step son could have never accumulated those illegal assets without the authorisation and approval by Malaysian Official Number 1. Billions of ringgit were siphoned off for personal gains without due regards to the law and financial regulations. The assistant Attorney General of USA said“What happened instead was corrupt officials within 1MDB and others siphoned off a very large percentage of the money that was raised to the tune of $3 billion and used it in ways that provided absolutely no benefit to people in Malaysia other than themselves.”

Only the most incompetent, and the most stupid could not comprehend what this legal suit means.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Last Thursday we wrote to determine what kind of moronic statements Najib and his cadre of clownish buffoons will regurgitate in order to disinform the public and defend the indefensible crime.

And these people did not disappoint!

a) We start off with the Malaysian Official Number 1 first. Here is what he said:

Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak has urged all parties not to jump to conclusions over the ongoing action by the US Justice Department to seize over US$1bil (RM4.02bil) in assets allegedly linked to 1Malaysia Development Bhd (1MDB).  

“I want to say categorically that we are serious about good governance so anything that is against the law, we want the process to take its course.”

Malaysians had already jumped to conclusions because they have read the facts of the case. Everything is in that 136 paged dossier, verified to be true by the FBI and pursued by the Attorney General of USA. It has a federal dimension to it.

Malaysians can jump to conclusion much earlier if the Malaysian Official Number 1 had practised good governance and made transparent the Auditor General’s report. But alas, like someone suffering from dementia, he had reneged on his promise to open up the AG report.

He also claimed that the case is civil, not criminal. What kind of shameless person this prime minister is when his name is plastered so many times in the report (36 times to be exact), having implicated in a series of illegal transactions, yet still want to remain aloof and ignorant to the fact that his name has been sullied? He is now seen as the most corrupt foreign official in the court of United States and to the world.

What is there to be proud of? Perhaps, he and his supporters are suffering from scleroderma (thick skinned disease).

Yes, he is not the defendant in this case. But it won’t be for long. Once Riza Aziz’s assets are confiscated, they will slap him, his associates, his relatives and the corrupt people behind this enormous theft with anti-money laundering charges.

Najib once said the 1MDB business model is a failure. Do you know why 1MDB actually failed? Because the people behind it are thieves. Is he not the worst Finance Minister in Asia, as many had presumed? Eventually he will be known as the worst Prime Minister in the World.

b) Salleh Keruak and his brainless statements. We can talk about this person’s stupidity till kingdom come and he can still surprise us with a few more of his idiotic antics. This was one of them:

When asked on the ‘Malaysia Official 1’ stated in the Department of Justice statement, Salleh said it was merely a claim by the complainant.

“We have been hearing about it a long time ago. It is what the complainant said. You must remember it is not what the attorney-general said.

Some people even said that the complaints came from Sarawak Report and Khairuddin Abu Hassan. Sad to say, they were wrong. The complainant is none other than the Government of the United States of America.

The forfeiture complaint, issued by a unit known as the Kleptocracy Asset Recovery Initiative, represents the largest such case brought by the Justice Department. It comes at a time of heightened concern about secrecy, shell companies and illicit money flow around the world. – SOURCE

The Department of Justice and the FBI had been investigating this case without the need for Sarawak Report or Tun Dr Mahathir or even Khairuddin Abu Hassan to intervene.

These investigators do not like corrupt people to abuse their banking system and their currency with impunity. The number 2 boss of FBI even said it out loud in the press conference:

“Today’s action sends a message to corrupt foreign officials,” Wegner said. “The FBI, together with our international partners, will find these individuals and root out their corruption.” He added, “We are working very hard to make sure that the U.S. will not be a safe haven for these types of crimes.”

Obviously Salleh Keruak, having the reputation as the designated village idiot in the cabinet, did not read the document as a whole. Otherwise, he would have come to the conclusion that the USA is serious in catching the culprits, not limited to just Riza Aziz and Red Granite.

Neither Khairuddin Hassan nor Sarawak Report nor Tun Mahathir was the complainant

Neither Khairuddin Hassan nor Sarawak Report nor Tun Mahathir was the complainant

Salleh Keruak also said there is no political conspiracy about the DOJ’s legal suit against Najib’s step son. When we read the evidence presented to the California court about this heist, the facts laid out are not dissimilar with what The Edge, Sarawak Report and Wall Street Journal had reported and published for the past one year.

Yet, these media were accused by Najib and his clowns for mounting a political conspiracy against the government!

That shows how flabbergasted they were when this corruption case exploded last year. Each one of them were so dumbfounded, their first reaction to defend this thieving leadership is to cry out ‘CONSPIRACY’.

Trying to de-criminalise Najib is a tiring chore. Nobody can last that long with their sanity intact.

c) Apandi Ali. Who doesn’t recognise this new AG who had replaced his predecessor for no apparent reason other than to save Najib? The previous AG was about to charge Malaysian Official 1 for the same proof spelled out on page 33 – 34 of the DOJ document, yet Apandi Ali dismissed the charges brought about by MACC. He absolved everyone from any wrongdoing, and ignored the findings.

Last Thursday he said:

(i) there had been no evidence from any investigation conducted by any law enforcement agencies in various jurisdictions which showed that money had been misappropriated from 1MDB; and

(ii) there have been no criminal charges preferred against any individuals for the offence of misappropriation of funds from 1MDB.

Both points were merely denials. What else can he say as the personal defence lawyer for Najib? Obviously, the reason why there are no criminal charges for misappropriation of funds from 1MDB is because he is sitting on the pile of evidence but decided to do nothing.

Even the PAC report suggested that Shahrol Halmi be brought to book but nothing has been done so far.

Apandi, what happened to the SRC money Najib took? You never denied he had it in his personal accounts. Has Najib returned the millions he took ‘accidentally’? What kind of charges would you mete out to Najib when everyone in this world knew how he had spent those millions. No charges at all?

And obviously, back in January 2016 you lied about the existence of a donor. You said the Saudi royal household had donated those billions to Najib. But the DOJ’s investigations had proved otherwise. Are you a sad little liar, Apandi?

By the way, how can you deny banking documents and transactions that clearly showed money was misappropriated from 1MDB, into a couple of shell companies and directly into Najib’s private accounts? Are you saying the banks tampered and faked its own documents? Apandi, your behaviour clearly showed us that you are not the Attorney General of Malaysia. You are a fraud. Selected purely to defend Najib, albeit poorly, because the truth can never be faked. No matter how hard you try.

d) 1MDB, now better known as the den of thieves had dared to issue a statement which sounded nothing more than a pathetic effort to appear innocent:

“1MDB highlights that it is not a party to the civil suit, does not have any assets in the United States of America, nor has it benefited from the various transactions described in the civil suit. Furthermore, 1MDB has not been contacted by the US Department of Justice or any other foreign agency in relation to their investigations.”

Well, a company whose officers named as 1MDB Officer 1, 2 and 3 in the DOJ filesuit can never admit they are involved in this billion dollar heist. What more its top advisor is named as Malaysian Official 1 in the suit as well.

Will thieves admit they stole millions from a company they preside? Will thieves admit they have stolen taxpayers money through a company they manage? Of course they won’t. This is why they have made such ridiculous statement. If Irwan Serigar, the current Director of the Board has any sense of honour and responsibility, 1MDB would have started its own investigation effort and made a police report over the misappropriated funds and say thank you to the FBI for highlighting and naming those had breached their oaths as government officials in doing their job honourably and admirably.

But they hadn’t done so. 1MDB and its ilk are just trying delay the painful inevitability.

Malaysians knew about this since last year except for the few clowns who thought otherwise

Malaysians knew about this since last year except for the few clowns who thought otherwise

e) Tengku Sharifuddin, the most befuddled press secretary in Malaysian history threw in his miserable opinion no one asked:

Malaysian authorities have led the way in investigations into 1MDB. The company has been the subject of multiple investigations within Malaysia, including by the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission, Auditor General and bi-partisan Public Accounts Committee. After comprehensive review, the Attorney General found that that no crime was committed.

Again and again they pinned their innocence on the Attorney General’s clearance that 1MDB did nothing wrong. As if, they have no facts to solidify their claims that there are no wrongdoings whatsoever as claimed by the DOJ. Latest news is, they now had to rely on the idiots in JASA and even bloggers to be the official mouthpiece for 1MDB and Najib! How pathetic. Where is Arul Kanda? Where is Minister of Finance II?


Funny thing is, even the MACC admitted to have collaborated with the FBI in sharing the evidence on the crimes committed by the people associated with 1MDB. How come other people are so eager to right the wrongs committed, yet Najib, his press secretary and the Attorney General are lackadaisical in their attitude? Are they brain dead? Has zombies filled Putrajaya’s corridors of power?

RM50 billion went down the drain, some of it misappropriated and abused by Malaysian Official 1 and his associates, but nobody batted an eyelid. Not even the the Youth Wing of UMNO. These are the worst kinds of zombies. No reaction whatsoever when “the Malaysian people were defrauded on an enormous scale.”

Malaysians may yet hear worse news in the weeks to come. The Swiss Attorney General is still investigating the USD4 billion misappropriated from 1MDB. They have not pressed any charges yet but with the advent of the US seizing assets purchased using illegal money, it won’t be long before the Swiss prosecutors stand before a crowded press conference and issue a statement.

Singapore even seized SGD240 million (RM720 million) worth of assets which belonged to transactions relating to 1MDB. Half of the seized wealth ilegally belonged to Jho Low and his family members.

Only time will tell what will happen next. The thieves and their supporters can crow all they want, clutching at straws. They can remain dumb and ignorant, claiming nonsensical things like Najib is not named in the civil suit therefore he is innocent; forgetting the fact that the things he did as mentioned in that 136-paged document are quite lucid and startling.

These supporters chose to remain dumb and ignorant. We read somewhere about this kind of mentality – ‘if I walk around closing my eyes about these crimes, people won’t see me as stupid.’

Laughable, isn’t it?

You might also want to read:

1) 1MDB: Saudi donation story discredited, but Singapore’s MAS and Australia’s AUSTRAC continue to ignore the AMBank/ANZ-Falcon transactions

2) Mana Nak Lari Dah ? Lambat Laun Akan Terjerat Jua ….. Cadangan Jalan Keluar Buat Malaysian Official 1

3) ANGKA 36 DAN 63

4) Seizure of assets not ‘normal matter’

5) Americans Can’t Convict Najib. 1MDB Politics in Full Throttle

6) Who are 1MDB Officers 1, 2, 3 and the others in US list?

7) Pencuri melindungi pencuri, bukan kerjasama dengan polisi

8) 1MDB scandal: Singapore uncovers lapses at DBS, UBS, Standard Chartered

9) Where did the US$3.5 billion go?

10) Dokumen DOJ 136 muka surat, mendedahkan angkara durjana 1MDB

11) US AG says ‘stolen money’, but our AG is hard of hearing

19 thoughts on “The comedy of errors orchestrated by Najib Razak

  1. The saddest part is the bloggers and paid cybertroopers whom are defending him full time.

    Time will tell and their arguments will fall- Now even LSS article is on bernama.

    I’ll never vote for these thieves.

    PH all the way+ Tun’s party


  2. Ramai penagih dedak tergamak menghina negarawan terulung dengan ejekan “nyanyuk”.

    Kini, kedengaran desas desus – ramai dah bertemu dengan Tun sebab nak lompat parti,

    Mereka takut tenggelam dengan kapal bugis yang “sekali layar sudah dikembangkan, apabila sauh sudah dilabuhkan, pantang nakhoda dan anak-anak kapalnya berbalik haluan.”

    Gara-Gara Nakhoda Pening!


  3. The thing about being a common thief and now a pathological LIAR is one has to invent fresh lies all the time to cover the earlier lies that was created,from a size of a pebble rolling downhill its has increased to a boulder size now Ah Jib Gor has created. Eventually it will bury HIM under it. Sad to think anak Tun Razak has come to this.


  4. d moment najib fell 4 d conniving woman, I had this feeling that something bad may happen. but I was not expecting something as bad as what has been revealed would actually happen.

    I was so conscious of her reputation that I appealed 2 JPA 2 rescind my transfer on promotion 2 MINDEF when Najib was d Min of Defence.

    2 quote Tun M when I met him in early 2015, ” I know she was loitering in parliament hoping 2 catch a big fish. I m still puzzled how Najib fell into d trap”

    a respected constitutional expert once opined that Rosmah is basically sick n need psychiatric treatment. I tend 2 agree wth him. she may even suffer from a desease known as ‘compulsive hoarding disorder’.

    this sickness cld hv forced Najib into becoming a kleptocrat in his eagerness 2 please d wife’s insatiable urge 2 hoard.

    I noticed that some bloggers hv come 2 their senses n r beginning 2 accept d fact that ‘Malaysian official 1’ is undeniably NAJIB. however in their attempt 2 save him, they r now slowly shifting d blame onto Teik Jho Lo.

    all those names that u mentioned hv really lost all their credibility. very soon they will sail into d sunset in d bugis phinisi (boat).


  5. Can a person who hold the post of IGP or AG be charged for dereliction of duty, obstruction of justice, treason, bribery and other related crimes against the state and the people?

    If so, why don’t somebody start the ball rolling?

    Sooner or later they will have to leave their job. Beside, time is always on the side of the truth.


  6. Anything that comes from Village Minister Salleh are almost from one contributor that is his paid writer from UK. The language almost the same . For him there is only one pair of Kerbau horns between his ears trying to be a local zero hero…from KB.


  7. The prime minister ought to now remove The GST.

    He cannot allow the GST to continue. All political parties ought to remove the GST.


  8. When the man spewed out the statement – He wants those named by DoJ to clear their names, I laughed my head off, thinking that is the funniest statement ever by him. The first thing that came to my mind was al Munafiqun. However, later on I start to think that something is really terribly wrong with this guy’s head. Even munafiqs could do better than that. It’s like the guy is totally brain dead, parroting everything prepared by his speech writer without even a blink of thought.



    Consider this offer:

    “We’ll pretend to charge you in court as the “inside man” who worked with Jho Low and the two Arabs. (Of course we will have the charges dropped on some technicality later.) Then you go into exile in London, with one million pounds a monrh living expenses paid for by Malaysian taxpayer wired into your account.”

    Will Shahrol volunteer to be the kambing hitam?

    He’d be stupid to, because his story is already contradicted by wiretap evidence that shows the direct link between Jho Low and the Bugis lanun.

    The US and other countries have that already.

    Let’s see how smart Shahrol really is.



    Najib plans for over US$7 billion in accumulated 1MDB/Jho Low company debts to be wiped out by taxpayers in a secret deal between his Ministry of Finance and the Chinese state company CCCC (China Communications Construction Company).

    “The Malaysian Government is planning to award an overvalued project to launder money in order to fill the loophole of 1MDB.

    The plan is to award the East Coast Rail Project to a Chinese Company, China Communication Construction Company Limited (CCCC). The initial budget for the project is MYR 30b, but they have overvalued the project for another MYR 30b, making it MYR 60b.

    The extra MYR 30b will be use to launder out cash to 1MDB related companies.
    The project has been proposed to the cabinet on 25/7/2016 and will be approved by the cabinet on 27/7/2016 with total value of MYR 60b.

    The Chinese company, which is backed by the China Government, will help pay off the 1MDB dept in advance and progressively. In return, this Chinese company will be rewarded with high profits and land, and of course extra influence with the Malaysian government”.


  11. http://theindependent.sg/sdp-raises-questions-about-1mdb-and-the-kl-singapore-high-speed-railway-project/

    “The first issue involves the terminus of the High Speed Railway in Kuala Lumpur called Bandar Malaysia. 1MDB used to own Bandar Malaysia but sold 60% equity (RM7.4 billion or SGD2.5 billion) to a joint venture between China Railway Engineering Corp (CREC) and Iskandar Waterfront Holdings (IWH). The CREC also announced that it was committed to investing an additional (RM8.1 billion or SGD2.7 billion) to building its regional HQ in Bandar Malaysia. The announcement was made at a ceremony officiated by Malaysian Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib.

    It was further reported that the CREC-IWH conglomerate would bid for the HSR project as CREC says that it would be “prepared to be involved in every aspect of the HSR development from design, construction, investment up to operations”.

    This puts the CREC bid in pole position to secure the HSR contract even though railway companies from Korea, Japan, France, Germany, Spain and Taiwan have also shown interest.”

    Vested interests and dirty dealing?
    Sanrabone Mappadulung deceives again to power on another day.


  12. in my humble opinion, n as n ex dep sec gen of min of transport 4 6yrs handling d west coast double tracking projects, d east coast rail line project is pre mature n unnecessary 4 now. it is simply bcos d (passenger) critical mass is simply not there.

    what more when it is going 2 cost d tax payers rm60 bill.( madness ! )

    As it is,d KTMB is bleeding every single year n govt has 2 give them a yearly subsidy or loan (hutang kayu ara) wthout fail. this unnecessary project that is being pushed down KTMB’s throat will make d situation worse.

    if we were 2 look at d budget allocation 4 track rehabilitation 4 d east coast line in d last 3 yrs, d govt has given close 2 rm 1 bill (I m estimating). d rehab work is still on going.

    if d govt still insist, I m quite confident d cost wld not exceed rm 20 bill if it is double track. if it is single track, d cost can b much more lower.

    another question that we shld ask is WHY CCCC FROM CHINA ???.
    in late 2013 I met Tun M where both of us agreed that Malaysia has enough local expertise n experience 2 handle any non green field rail projects in west Malaysia.

    if ever there is any plan 4 another mega rail projects , it shld b d construction of d PAN BORNEO railway line. n it can run along side d pan borneo highway project. since it is a green field project, d Chinese can b considered based on their experience building d Beijing /Lhasa line. that 2 I reckon d cost will not exceed rm 40 bill.



    • Dato,

      I doubt they care whether the project is needed or not. The only thing that matters is a single digit: 6.

      As in, 6 billion.

      Ini bukan kerajaan langit, Dato. Ini kerajaan duit. Mwahahaha.


  13. As Salam, I have posted this somewhere else:-
    What I see in the latest development is a brilliant chess move. The King (maybe under the influence of his Queen’s advice did a castling move, hiding behind a fortress of 2 castles and a knight (Gani, Abu Kassim and Zeti). He immobilizes the 3 of them (in other words, retires them), putting them in limbo, yet at the same time hides behind them.
    Using AzwanBro as a pawn, is to bait them out and force them to defend themselves. If this works, it will bare the King’s defense, raising up the possibilities of early checkmate. Next move is to make the Queen busy defending herself, leaving the King alone.
    So far, what we can witness is the bishop (Hadi) and the other knight (Salleh) are used none other than to confuse the game. Just ignore them. They will cease to exist once the game is over.
    So by all means, draw the trio out…the time is now


  14. The Malaysian government planned to double the cost of the East Coast Rail Project from 30 billion ringgit to 60 billion ringgit, a difference of about $9.8bn. A company nominated by CCCC would then assume $US5.6bn of 1MDB’s debt in return for assets held on the sovereign fund’s books at the same amount.

    Are Zimbabwe and the Maldives more intelligent than our govt?



    “A Chinese contractor chosen for the US$200 million Malé-Hulhulé bridge project was blacklisted by the World Bank over fraudulent practices during a road improvement project in the Philippines.

    The CCCC Second Harbour Engineering company was sanctioned in 2009 and barred from engaging in any road and bridge projects financed by the World Bank Group until January 2017.

    Housing Minister Dr Mohamed Muiz said at a parliamentary committee today that the bidding process for the ‘China-Maldives Friendship Bridge’ was conducted by the Chinese government last week.”



    “HARARE, June 6 (The Source) – The company that won a lucrative $2 billion contract for the construction of Zimbabwe’s most important highway is under a World Bank ban for tender rigging and fraud.

    Zimbabwe recently named Chinese firm China Harbour Engineering Company Ltd (CHEC) as the main contractor of the Beitbridge-Chirundu highway dualisation project. An Austrian firm based in China, Geiger International, was named as the financier of the project.

    However, according to a World Bank listing of firms that are ineligible for contracts that it finances, state-owned China Communications Construction Company (CCCC) Limited, CHEC’s parent company, is banned until 2017. According to the World Bank, companies that it places on its blacklist would have been found in violation of its “fraud and corruption policy”.

    Does CCCC only deal with countries desperate to make a quick buck, more so because they may have to pay the UAE RM27 billion shortly?


  15. “A large construction firm from China was debarred from bidding for World Bank projects following “fraudulent practices” in a major Philippines road improvement project. The World Bank has blacklisted China Communications Construction Company Ltd until January 2017.

    See an extract from a World Bank statement here:

    Washington, July 29, 2011 − The World Bank today announced the debarment of China Communications Construction Company (CCCC) Limited, and all its subsidiaries, for fraudulent practices under Phase 1 of the Philippines National Roads Improvement and Management Project.

    Under the sanction, CCCC is ineligible to engage in any road and bridge projects financed by the World Bank Group until January 12, 2017. This action is based on recent changes in the World Bank sanctions system to clarify that successor organizations – through purchase or reorganization – will be subject to the same sanctions applied to the original firm.”

    I would not take CCCC’s denials too seriously.


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