Pak Lah

In your (sleepy) face!

I find this posting from Lulu really funny:

Please Feel Free To Use Lulu’s Letter

UMNO president and Prime Minister said acts of sabotage had taken place in 14 parliamentary and 22 state constituencies in Kedah and Perak during the March general election. If not for the sabotage, the PM says, BN would not have lost the two-thirds majority and two state governments
Following that shocking revelation, his nifty ever-so-eager deputy Najib urged those with evidence to make written reports to the Umno secretary general.

Lulu has some evidence of sabotage, but alas… [or is it thankfully…], Lulu is not a member of UMNO. So, if she were to send in a written report, sure tak laku one.
so, if anyone of you are UMNO members and feel the need to reveal the sabotuers, please, by all means, use Lulu’s letter and letak your name at the bottom.

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Datuk,

Berikutan seruan Timbalan Presiden UMNO YAB Datuk Seri Najib Razak, saya ingin melaporkan kejadian sabotaj dan menampilkan juga gambar bukti insiden tersebut.
Sabotaj sebegini mesti diambil tindakan tegas kerana ia menyebabkan rakyat Malaysia, khususnya ahli kita sendiri hilang kepercayaan terhadap pucuk pimpinan UMNO dan seterusnya, mengakibatkan ramai yang tidak memberi undi kepada parti Barisan Nasional. Maklumlah, kita kalah teruk dalam pilihanraya yang baru lepas, kehilangan majoriti 2/3 and 5 [+1 jika Wilayah Persekutuan diambil kira juga] negeri Semenanjung kini berada di bawah kuasa parti pembangkang.

Datuk, besama ini, saya menampilkan gambar ahli kita yang tidur semasa mesyuarat dijalankan. Tidak kira mesyuarat UMNO-ke, Kabinet-ke ataupun semasa bersama Yang Dipertuan Agung ataupun ketua negara yang lain. Yang peliknya, beliau tidak pernah tertidur semasa jamuan makan malam bersama bintang terkenal seperti Datuk Michelle Yeoh and penyanyi kesukaan isteri beliau, Al Jarraeu yang diterbangkan khas ke Malaysia untuk men”serenade”kan isteri beliau.

(sambil berdiri pun boleh tidur ka..??)

Datuk,
Kelakuan sebegini tidak patut untuk pemimpin negara kita. Sikap tidur dan tidak kisah beliau telah mensabotajkan peluang kita bukan sahaja di Perak dan Kedah, malah membahayakan kedudukan ahli kita di seluruh negara.
Saya berharap datuk dan ahli panel Jawatankuasa Disiplin UMNO akan mengambil tindakan tegas terhadap beliau.

Sekian, terima kasih.
_____________ you letak your name here-lah

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