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Saving Sufiah’s privates

Okay, we may be way ahead of ourselves with this piece:

Hantar ustaz bantu pulih Sufiah

KUALA LUMPUR: Dalam usaha menyelamatkan Sufiah Yusof, 23, daripada lembah pelacuran, seorang pengamal perubatan Islam akan dibawa ke London oleh Persatuan Melayu United Kingdom (UK) untuk memulihkan kehidupan wanita genius matematik itu. Presiden persatuan itu, Hamidi Abdul Rahman, berkata pengamal perubatan Islam itu, Ustaz Trimizi Zainal bersama dua pembantunya akan berangkat dari Malaysia pada 19 April ini khusus untuk mengubati Sufiah dengan menggunakan kaedah perubatan Islam.

“Insya-Allah, Trimizi akan berada di UK selama sebulan untuk merawat Sufiah,” katanya ketika dihubung di London, malam tadi.Beliau berkata, Trimizi adalah seorang tahfiz dan aktif dalam bidang dakwah serta pernah melakukan khidmat dakwah dan sosial kepada masyarakat Melayu UK selama sebulan pada awal tahun lalu.Katanya, berdasarkan perbincangan dengan Trimizi dan beberapa petunjuk, pihaknya percaya Sufiah di bawah pengaruh tertentu terutama ilmu hitam.

Menjelaskan lanjut perkara itu, Hamidi berkata, faktor kewangan bukan menjadi punca Sufiah terjerumus ke lembah pelacuran kerana dia seorang yang pintar. “Kita yakin beliau tidak terdesak untuk menjadi pelacur kerana kepintarannya,” katanya. Kisah kehidupan terkini Sufiah itu didedahkan akhbar News of the World keluaran 31 Mac lalu.

Wanita yang dianugerah kepintaran semula jadi itu menarik perhatian dunia kira-kira 10 tahun lalu dan sepatutnya kaya-raya ketika ini. “Kami di London turut melakukan solat hajat bagi memudahkan pasukan itu berjumpa Sufiah dan membawanya ke jalan benar,” katanya.Sementara itu, Atase Pendidikan (Pentadbiran) Bahagian Pelajar Malaysia di UK, Mohd Zaki Zakaria, ketika dihubungi berkata setakat ini, belum ada perkembangan terbaru mengenai Sufiah.

“Kami tidak menerima apa-apa maklumat dan menunggu arahan daripada Timbalan Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Dr Mashitah Ibrahim yang mengetuai Jawatankuasa Bertindak menjejaki Sufiah untuk tindakan selanjutnya,” katanya. – HARIAN METRO

Did our people there in Persatuan Melayu United Kingdom fell on the floor and hit their tiny heads? Are you guys still living in the 18th century? Pengaruh ilmu hitam? Hey, the only thing that’s wrong with Sufiah is that she is too lazy to find an honest work. Why can’t they just accept the fact that brilliance won’t necessarily translate into having lots of money. Nothing can help her if she’s a dumb but horny skank. Seriously, what were those people thinking?

And why are we helping this Brit prostitute anyway? She’s not even a Malaysian and she failed her graduate studies. Okay, I do not mind we’re helping other people in the name of humanity but we are sending a cabinet minister and his deputy to seek her out and help her in her supposed ‘plight’. Why on earth are we wasting taxpayers’ money to send those ministers 6,000 miles away? This matter is so trivial even our MSD in London can do it.

I can so imagine Datuk Zahid Hamidi and Dr Mashitah flying first class to and fro London while doing their rounds of shopping there. To what end? Once again, the government of Malaysia has failed to prioritize on what is important. Clearly, with lots of social problems going on in Malaysia, why are we setting our eyes on far away lands, trying to help ONE BRITISH citizen? The British government should just offer her a job somewhere in the UK and that’s that. Problem settle. Habis cerita. Why the fuss?

(Sufiah, a genius in maths turns genius in bed)

3 thoughts on “Saving Sufiah’s privates

  1. huh how come she be like that now? what happened la??? damn!!!! but i can so imagine la babes, true la. they go uk, family all go claim for chocolates, n they go jalan jalan with camera go see the exchanging of guards.

    sufiah who? hehe.

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